I fully expect you to fail.


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You've got to stop looking for the emotional ripcord, Dubdub, or you're gonna find out that your parachute is really a backpack.

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androry:

This Katy Perry song is weird.

(via liamdryden)

My son is a possible pirate.
  • Henry: Mommy you have earrings.
  • Sarah: Yup. They're gold earrings.
  • Henry: Gold????
  • Sarah: Yup. Mom's earrings are gold.
  • Henry: ....TREASURE!
fishingboatproceeds:

My diet ended the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.

fishingboatproceeds:

My diet ended the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.

This is like people not knowing that Star Wars really happened.

This is like people not knowing that Star Wars really happened.

(Source: jonahray, via rubyconverse)

frezned:

adamusprime:

reminder that the riaa once wanted limewire to pay more than the gdp of the entire world in damages

I’m pretty sure that somewhere in the RIAA headquarters there has been, at some point, a whiteboard with “squillions?” written on it.

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2:51 AM, 10 April, 2012

spnguitarwriter:

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eddplant:

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thedailywhat:

Google Tease of the Day: Google sees our future through augmented reality glasses. Prototypes reportedly will be tested in the coming months.

[pcworld]

do want!

oh yes

yes this

I want these. I am wary of them, but still I want them.

As I have just seen the SG-1 episode entitled “Revisions…” It involves a dome and a thingy in their brains called “the link,” so I am wary and DO NOT WANT. *terror*

Yeah, I mean, I had taken that into account and the earbud things from Doctor Who, and M.T. Anderson’s Feed, and Rich’s story about the girl who just wants to read… but still I want them. As long as they don’t go into my head I want them. I DON’T KNOW WHY. I wouldn’t use them all the time obvs.

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2:32 AM, 10 April, 2012

A message from the birthday boy.

I love him I love him I love him

(Source: iwantcupcakes, via spnguitarwriter)